sociable | ace

If we're going to be proper heroes, we should help them get their freedom.

You think? Inspiring a rebellion isn't heroic behavior back home.

[ imagine marines inspiring rebellion...hilarious....]

If no one did rebellions, you'd get stuck with a lot of dumb people in charge.

[ fuck the marines! (there are marines in legendia) ]

Are we thinking there's not dumb people in charge right now?

Oh. There definitely has to be.

[ she refuses to believe there was a single braincell involved in this planning ]

The mayor's gonna be some nutjob, isn't he?

Yeah! That, or completely useless at his job.

What if he's both?

[ he was both ]

Oh, man, can you imagine? We'd have to be the ones to deal with that!

Ha, right! Hopefully he's a competent guy who'll actually answer our questions.

[ he was not. ]

If he's not, then maybe that's why the villain problem here is so bad. Leadership issue.

Maybe we can solve it by replacing him then. Let the penguins take over.

Oh, yeah! They would be great at it.

[ she has zero basis for this claim ]

Even if not, power to the little guys, right!

[ fist pump ]

Down with tyranny!

Maybe that's the real reason we're here, social reform!

[ no. ]

Yeah! I'm an expert at that!

[ also no ]

Woah, really?

Definitely. I'm the person to go to.

I'll be sure to tell the penguins they should all go to you for that stuff, then.

But I need an assistant! I lack my resources here!

What's the assistant have to do?

Oh, you know.

Tasks.

Well, even I'm not foolish enough to volunteer for something that vague.

Nooo, you have to volunteer for it.

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