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[sociable]

A MEME....,

Comments

[sociable]

If he's not, then maybe that's why the villain problem here is so bad. Leadership issue.

[selfimmolation]

Maybe we can solve it by replacing him then. Let the penguins take over.

[sociable]

Oh, yeah! They would be great at it.

[ she has zero basis for this claim ]

[selfimmolation]

Even if not, power to the little guys, right!

[sociable]

[ fist pump ]

Down with tyranny!

[selfimmolation]

Maybe that's the real reason we're here, social reform!

[ no. ]

[sociable]

Yeah! I'm an expert at that!

[ also no ]

[selfimmolation]

Woah, really?

[sociable]

Definitely. I'm the person to go to.

[selfimmolation]

I'll be sure to tell the penguins they should all go to you for that stuff, then.

[sociable]

But I need an assistant! I lack my resources here!

[selfimmolation]

What's the assistant have to do?

[sociable]

Oh, you know.

Tasks.

[selfimmolation]

Well, even I'm not foolish enough to volunteer for something that vague.

[sociable]

Nooo, you have to volunteer for it.

[selfimmolation]

Hmmm. Promise you won't make me do any weird stuff?

[sociable]

[ she holds her hand out ]

I would never.

[selfimmolation]

[ wow she is obviously lying. takes her hand ]

Then sure, consider me hired.

[sociable]

[ shakes ]

Yay. Partnership formed!