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[sociable]

A MEME....,

Comments

[sociable]

Yeah! And exciting things like, heighten your retention!

[ citation needed ]

[selfimmolation]

They do! No one wants a dull boring meeting anyway.

[sociable]

Right? Hopefully we won't have any of those here.

[ we end up with 50 town halls ]

[selfimmolation]

What would we even have a meeting about? Hero stuff? No thanks.

[ we will end up with 50 town halls ]

[sociable]

What even falls under hero stuff, anyway? Are we going to have to do construction when we aren't fighting these... villains...

[selfimmolation]

You think they brought us here for free manual labor?

[sociable]

Oh, definitely. They just don't want to pay their workers.

[selfimmolation]

You think those penguins are getting paid?

[sociable]

... is this legal?

[selfimmolation]

I dunno. Mouse threw one of them so far even being paid wouldn't be worth it...

[sociable]

They don't get paid, they get abused... they're really losing out here.

[selfimmolation]

Maybe they should revolt.

[ or unionize ]

[sociable]

If we're going to be proper heroes, we should help them get their freedom.

[selfimmolation]

You think? Inspiring a rebellion isn't heroic behavior back home.

[ imagine marines inspiring rebellion...hilarious....]

[sociable]

If no one did rebellions, you'd get stuck with a lot of dumb people in charge.

[ fuck the marines! (there are marines in legendia) ]

[selfimmolation]

Are we thinking there's not dumb people in charge right now?

[sociable]

Oh. There definitely has to be.

[ she refuses to believe there was a single braincell involved in this planning ]

[selfimmolation]

The mayor's gonna be some nutjob, isn't he?

[sociable]

Yeah! That, or completely useless at his job.

[selfimmolation]

What if he's both?

[ he was both ]

[sociable]

Oh, man, can you imagine? We'd have to be the ones to deal with that!

[selfimmolation]

Ha, right! Hopefully he's a competent guy who'll actually answer our questions.

[ he was not. ]

[sociable]

If he's not, then maybe that's why the villain problem here is so bad. Leadership issue.

[selfimmolation]

Maybe we can solve it by replacing him then. Let the penguins take over.

[sociable]

Oh, yeah! They would be great at it.

[ she has zero basis for this claim ]