jolyne

[sociable]

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[sociable]

Right!

Is this how they treat their heroes...

[floridas]

I thought heroes were special and given the five-star treatment or something? If they want us to save the city, they should treat us way better.

I want a comped spa day.

[sociable]

Yes! With a full body massage! And they should do our hair!

[ she will keep adding onto the requests. ]

[floridas]

[ they will simply have a laundry list to bring to the npcs later ]

Now you're talking—facials, get our nails done. If we're super heroes, then we have to look our best too, right?

[sociable]

Right. Like... would someone feel safe being helped by someone who looks bad? They might think we're fakes or something!

[ pulling this out of her ass ]

[floridas]

[ okay okay she just

snorts at that one. ]

Makes me wonder what they've been told about us... if they know anything at all. We're gonna have to make a real good first impression.

[sociable]

Do you think they have access to these bio things?

[ she holds up her phone-- the ic profiles. ]

That would be awkward.

[floridas]

Shit... yeah. Uh. Fuck.


Maybe the reason it's taking a while is because the leads gotta do PR stuff. Like fix our public image because we're all weirdos.

[sociable]

Isn't that the penguins' fault?! They supposedly wrote them!

[ they should sue for slander... even if the stuff is true ]

[floridas]

Wait, they wrote them? Seriously? Ugh.

[ scrolling through the profiles and just pausing. ]

Damn, your power sounds kinda cute. You know what it does yet?

[sociable]

Allegedly, anyway.

[ she isn't too sure if she believes it but they don't have much to go on. ]

I haven't figured it out yet... maybe it's for getting me a date?

[floridas]

Oh yeah, already thinking that far ahead with this group of clowns, heh?

[sociable]

I dunno, do any of them look like they're secretly rich to you?

[floridas]

Depends. Rich in money or personality, pfft.

I'unno, maybe the pirate's got some dough? This Yae Miko lady looks like she could be some kinda sugar mommy.

[sociable]

... he does not look like he knows how to keep money.

[ sorry ace. ]

Oh, you're right about her though. She seems so elegant.

[floridas]

Men can't be trusted with money, full stop.

[ but ladies... ]

Yeah, she's got like this way about her. Not my style, but damn, I think she could extort the world for its money just by winking, I bet.

[sociable]

Right? She has the vibe of someone you don't want to get on the wrong side of back where you're from, you know?

We should be friends...

[floridas]

Definitely.

[ somehow i never sent this but ofc she'd say ]

... And are you talkin' about us? Or Yae. I bet she'd be your friend.

But y'know I'd be down too, so.

[ kicks a metaphorical rock what are friends...... ]

[sociable]

Us! Oh, but her too.

[ she is not sure how she'd become friends with yae but

will make the attempt anyway ]

[floridas]

[ she holds out a fist to fist bump then gimme. ]

Consider it done, then.

[sociable]

[ the bump... commences. ]

One step closer to being able to have the best sleepover ever...